Hysterical markets, which are never wrong, are readying for a CBA Death Star takeover of the far larger planet Google.
The growthless mortgage zombie has an astonishing NTM of 26x versus Google’s modest 20x for 15-20% profit growth.

Admittedly, the CBA’s Death Star valuation only delivers a market cap of $259bn versus Alphabet’s $3tr, but the former’s growthless outlook is all part of a cunning plan to emerge from hyperspace close enough to Google to launch a reverse takeover…or else.
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