There will be no such thing because such innovative graft is beyond any Australian politician.
Instead, there will be Albohouse.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has succeeded in renting out his $4.3 million clifftop home on the NSW Central Coast after lowering the price, likely bringing in thousands a month for the four-bedroom property.
The latest register of interests reveals Albanese has listed the four-bedroom and three-bathroom property in Copacabana, called “clifftop perfection” by the real estate agent who sold it, as an investment property generating rental income.
…“Some people [within Labor] were aware and tried to stop it. My instinct is this is f—ing terrible,” one MP said at the time.
I’m glad to see the market brought Albohouse rental expectations down to earth.
Now, with any luck, we’ll get a giant swell, and it’ll slide into the sea.
It wouldn’t fully equalise Albo’s finances with Australians after three years of calamitous mismanagement, but it would be a start.
